Went to a seminar on aging yesterday.


Very depressing.


We are getting older. I was shocked. SHOCKED!!


I am a hypochondriac so am now convinced I am getting that disease I can't remember the name of where you can't remember stuff.


Early signs are inability to remember, inability to do simple jobs you used to be able to do, depression, and irritability.


I have all those disabilities.


Medicines don't work well.


You should exercise, loose weight, control blood pressure and cholesterol, and stay mentally active.


The thought of all that really depressed me, so I ate cheeseburgers and drank red wine.


Problem solved. In fact I can' t remember why I was depressed.


Where am I?  Who am I?